ADVENTURES OF MAJOR STIFFY
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HE IS A SMALL STATUE WITH BIG DREAMS
ABOUT TO BEGIN THE ADVENTURE OF HIS LIFE...


HERE IT IS...MY MAJOR STIFFY ...ARRIVING WITH A POSTCARD FROM UNCLE JOE BENSON
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CLOSE-UP OF THE STATUE BASE
I AM VERY PROUD OF MY GOLDEN STIFFY.
OF COURSE THE MAJOR IS A BIG LAKERS FAN.....
AND THE PEOPLE BURNING THE CARS WERE NOT REAL FANS.
THE MAJOR LOVES TO DRINK CORONAS
EVERY GOOD SOLDIER DESERVES A BREAK NOW AND THEN.

HE ALSO LIKES TO PLAY ON THE COMPUTER
" THESE NEW FANGLED MACHINES CONFUSE ME SOMETIMES "
A MEETING WITH BEETHOVEN AND MOZART
" O.K., LISTEN UP MEN... I HAVE A PLAN ..."
THE MAJOR ATTEMPTING A DIFFICULT WATERFALL CROSSING
" WE MUST CROSS THIS WATERFALL TO SAVE THE WORLD "
THE MAJOR INSPECTING THE NEW RECRUITS HAIR
" I LIKE THE CUT BOY, IT IS THE BLOND,GREEN COLOR I AM NOT TOO HAPPY ABOUT "

THE MAJOR CHECKING OUT THE NEW DODGE DURANGO
" I REALIZE IT IS NOT A HUMMER OR A JEEP OR A TANK BUT IT LOOKS TUFF ENOUGH TO ME "

THE MAJOR HAS A WAY WITH THE LADIES...
TIME TO GO FOR NOW...COMING SOON MAJOR STIFFY GOES TO WASHINGTON DC...COME BACK AND CHECK US OUT AGAIN.