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			ADVENTURES OF MAJOR STIFFY | ![]()  | 
		
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				     HE IS A SMALL STATUE WITH BIG DREAMS   | 
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				  HERE IT IS...MY MAJOR STIFFY ...ARRIVING WITH A POSTCARD FROM UNCLE JOE BENSON ARROW FM 93.1 IS THE BEST !!!  | 
				
| CLOSE-UP OF THE STATUE BASE I AM VERY PROUD OF MY GOLDEN STIFFY.  | 
	   
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	  OF COURSE THE MAJOR IS A BIG LAKERS FAN..... AND THE PEOPLE BURNING THE CARS WERE NOT REAL FANS.  | 
	
| THE MAJOR LOVES TO DRINK CORONAS EVERY GOOD SOLDIER DESERVES A BREAK NOW AND THEN.  | 
	   
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	  HE ALSO LIKES TO PLAY ON THE COMPUTER " THESE NEW FANGLED MACHINES CONFUSE ME SOMETIMES "  | 
	
| A MEETING WITH BEETHOVEN AND MOZART " O.K., LISTEN UP MEN... I HAVE A PLAN ..."  | 
	   
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	  THE MAJOR ATTEMPTING A DIFFICULT WATERFALL CROSSING " WE MUST CROSS THIS WATERFALL TO SAVE THE WORLD "  | 
	
| THE MAJOR INSPECTING THE NEW RECRUITS HAIR " I LIKE THE CUT BOY, IT IS THE BLOND,GREEN COLOR I AM NOT TOO HAPPY ABOUT "  | 
	   
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	  THE MAJOR CHECKING OUT THE NEW DODGE DURANGO " I REALIZE IT IS NOT A HUMMER OR A JEEP OR A TANK BUT IT LOOKS TUFF ENOUGH TO ME "  | 
	
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	     THE MAJOR HAS A WAY WITH THE LADIES...  | 
	   
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